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# It's too hard
I'm just trying to pay for my Metro card,
Oh, yes.
# To fat moustachioed men in suits, you'll look cute... #
OK.
Hi! Any luck? Oh, no. I'm sorry.
# You can never be, never be
Put me down! I will not be offended!
Would you mind keeping an eye out, just in case
This is rude, I hope you know, and you're...
Because I'll do it. I will.
And I know you think Dad and I are obsessed with cancer,
Do you know how I got from JFK to Manhattan?
We just won't have you in the big finale party in the
You can't export your entire culture to us and then expect us to not
What about when your ironclad immigration system
# That you believe in love even if set in fear
# There's a mind under this hat
Can I smoke? Oh, yes.
This tea is disgusting.
# And I know
Finally, I've made a friend in New York.
Why would I want to sleep with him?
# Trying desperately to figure out what it is that makes me blue
# She's found on the Brooklyn Bridge
But it is weird, though.
# And willing to break
And was she your roommate, or was she your...?
# I know it's almost time for
#That you'll worry, and I'm already miles away
As long as you don't use your passport photo again.
Oh, what the fuck?!
But the stupid fucking cocking...
Any plans for your last night in the house?
Don't all American people think they're a bit Irish?
Love you.
BAD IRISH ACCENT: Well, then, what are you doing in here, you heathens?
so if you need company, I'm all yours.
And I know you think I'm only saying that because I'm your mum.