Christian Rock Hard - South Park [S07E09]

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Christian Rock Hard - South Park [S07E09]
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Cartman, Butters and Token become Christian rock stars so that Cartman can win his bet with Kyle. Meanwhile, Kyle, Stan and Kenny learn the sad consequences of illegally downloading music from the Internet.

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29 Oct 2003
Christian Rock Hard
Trey Parker
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Released 2003-10-29, Rated TV-MA
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