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Sorry to burst that bubble, Pheebs, but selfless good deeds don't exist.
What are you gonna do?
This isn't a good deed. You just want to get on TV. This is totally selfish.
All I got was a lousy keychain, and by that time, I was living in a box.
Hey. Joey's gonna be at the telethon for the rest of the day.
Oh, my!
It was a nice thing, but it made you feel good, right?
Good.
We were, but Ross was talking so loud on his phone, they threw us out.
...how humiliating it was for me up on that altar...
- Hello? - Hey, Mon.
I think I'm going to respect the privacy of my new, secret boyfriend.
That's great.
"Don't Count On it."