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My mother always told me that even when things seem bad,
Jenna, did you tell "Life & Style" that your favourite book is the Koran?
and I am not looking for sperm donors.
- Fair enough. - I have to do some thinking.
Why would she go to them? Who do you know better than me?
How did I get home?
Oh, it's a big misunderstanding.
Seriously? We're really busy.
You are a remarkable human being, Kenneth.
in Florida, with a tea garden and rocks made of foam, because she falls down a lot.
What?
Now, I know you asked me not to say anything.
accounts for 3% of our revenue but takes up 90% of my time
Isn't that something, Mother?
It just kind of seems like you're rushing into it a little bit.
No. That's why my brain is the boss.
I can't believe you made all this fuss over my birthday.
Oh, yes! Thank you. I'm looking at the kooky skeleton right now.
Area code 4077 Oh, no. When did this happen?
- She what? - Yeah. So?
Think about it.
Guys, check this out. Oprah and Stedman are the same person.
I don't want to have sex with any of you.
One minute, I was holding the baby in makeup.
Damn right! Keeps impersonating me, making me into a caricature.