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Then be an adult and call her and say you love her very much
- But I do like to get yelled at during sex. - You're disgusting.
Business doesn't get me down. Business gets me off.
Oh, no. You don't know my mother.
I guess. But we both want to have babies while it's still cool.
Hey, this isn't gonna change the way you dress or eat lollipops, is it?
My body is telling me several things.
but I figure time is on neither one of our sides.
I don't have time for this conversation. I don't have time for anything.
- Uh, no. - Yes, she is.
What?
Great.
I run companies... plural.
- Lemon, we have a problem. - I have the Tracy-Josh thing under control.
- What's up, Tra? - If, in the future...
And then, suddenly, it was like highway hypnosis.
Now, what is your urgent problem this time?
Don't put little notes in their lunch bag that say, "Mommy's watching you."
Get out of here. Jenna had no business telling you guys that.
I'm not usually this formal nor this bold,