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Perry.
An old man that can't defend himself.
Where's-?
-I'm a baby. -Where's your buddy? The guy you-
See, this is what I'm talking about. Old school. Method.
What? You said you don't remember!
-This is really great. -Isn't it?
Your sister was convinced that Dexter was her natural father...
Badly is an adverb. To say you feel badly says that the mechanism...
Just anything before I split. I'm begging you. Come on, help me out.
-Yeah. -Harry, was she raped?
I told her her real father was an actor...
Fuck you.
Harry...
I got two quarters harmonizing on Moonlight in Vermont.
How could she be here and meanwhile, she's out having parties?
No, that's not true. She made one concession.
-So where did she go from here? -Shut up, I'm thinking.
-How am I supposed to know? -Fuck! Thanks, honey. Gotta roll.
He needs someone who looks like her to withdraw the complaint.
...two cases that were seemingly unrelated.
It'll be like, Hey, Perry, look out. Boom, back in the car. All right?
For chrissake, who are you protecting? It's all over. Dexter is going down.
-Everything down there. -I can't believe he told you that.
-I would say that this movie is about- It's about friendship.
I spoke to him.
Do you remember when we were real little...
Goddamn it.
-Little sis punched her own ticket. -Okay. Gotcha.
Ma'am, I hope you won't be offended when I ask you...
Anyhow, so....
-Then he had to kill her, huh? -Put a sock in it.
Hey, do you know that blond gal who just left?
Thank God you had a gun in there. I thought it was a gay thing...
That is a terrible scene. It's like, Why was that in the movie?
-Allison Ames. -Allison Ames. A-M-E-S.
Richie!
Because you're new here.
...movie.
I loved my girl.
Mr. Dexter, the coffin's good to go.
-Oh, my God. -Yeah, it was. Yeah.
Hard to believe it was last Christmas...
Harry from New York.
That chick in the casket, she won't even match up with that...
Female. She hired me to do some video surveillance.
Yeah, I get that all the time. Would you mind not rooting around in there?
...allegedly dressed up...
Of all the dipshit things to do.
Open up your laptop and log in!
So that's pretty much that.
-Born-again? That's precious. -Isn't it?
Or you can sleep here. But it would only be sleeping, Harry.
...but now, I don't know, you're making me more nervous. Sit down.
-Still gay? -Me? No.
It's getting too scary. You gotta bail. Get a flight out, today.
Who are you?
Ames. Allison Ames.
She's never forgiven me for leaving her all alone.
I call it my faggot gun
...and withdrew her multimillion-dollar lawsuit against her father...
-Where's Perry? We gotta find him. -Perry's coming by here.
Any questions, hesitate to call.
Mr. Dexter owns the prestigious Dexter Clinic.
She wasn't very happy to find out that you're not a detective, that you lied.
I mean, are you the kind of girl who like, you know...?
-Perry? -Yeah?
...and that is a very smart suit, by the way.
You're right. Get the plate, call the cops.
He did, Harry. That's why he's cremating the body.
I swear to God, this is it.
-At home. -You're at home?
Sleep bad.
Now, go. Vanish.
Between-Oh, God, nix, nix. That's-
-Harry? -Hey, Perry, I shot a guy.
Look, I'll find it. I'll find the thing. Where are you? Fuzzy little bitch.
-Watch it. Relax. -Okay, okay. No, I'm sorry.
And for 39.99 we'll carpet up to three rooms in half the time.
Right there. She's right there! Shit.
Anyway, that's how I got to the party.
Swell, they're enjoying Baltimore. I'm lying here with my brains out.
Miss Dexter recently made headlines when she returned from Paris...
-Don't forget. -Okay.
-That's awesome. -Commercial.
Wow, five years.
...is I'm playing a little game called Am I Bluffing? Where is she?
I saw him shot to death.
She swiped 200 bucks, a credit card, California ID, God knows what else.
-But you're shivering. -I don't care!
...and a movie crew came to town?
-Is that so, Whitey? -Whitey?
Who are you?
Oh, wait, he can play basketball. Sign him up.
Three months ago, she was suing him over Mom's millions.
Remember? With the ski masks, those dudes.
The actor, who still retains a costume he wore on the show...
Gg
Like putting a whoopee cushion on the seat of an electric chair.