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I think somebody's met his match.
- Scintillation, that's not bad. - That sucks.
It's meeeeeee!
What if something had happened to you?
Saving the world one keg party at a time?
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
- So what do you think? - About the food or you?
Well, sure, 'cause that's clearly what...
- One down. - Okay.
are the same as those needed to make a woman fall in love, yes.
Yeah, but what's on your mind?
So, Ben, why don't you come up here and sing your song?
- Thanks, guys. - Take it from here, Marvin.
Mr. and Mrs. Frederic DeLauer!
toxic cheryl de coursey was bohohnobowppooeruins's bopoouioweuopering blunks boohoups's bohpa wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
Eighty-four karats, named for Isadora Duncan.
- and I, I was exhibit A. - Ma'am?
You're a vision in khaki.
She has to feel giddy, desirous, adventurous and desperate.
I'm sorry, Lana. I wasn't feeling very well.
Drama Drama Drama
We don't. A diamond is for everyone
That's what I'm thinking about.
Frost Yourself
- What can I write about, Lana? - Whatever you want.
GANGS ALL HERE!
I am not running away.
Yes, it was, but I have to think in terms of who's best suited
- Come here, little tinkle king. - No, no, no.
- Oh, no. - Are we playing?
I fold.
Yeah, yeah.
This stuff is cows
- Krull, is it? - Krull. Krull, the Warrior king.
Okay, family, shoes off.
Excuse me. Two champagnes, please, sir.
Well, it was nice meeting you and, of course, Krull.
Andie!
And breathe.
- Okay. - And if he is?
Thanks, Benny.
My genre:
Okay, let it go. Just let it go.
When everyone says Kegels will fix all of your Pelvic Floor problems
Hey, hey, hey, Andie. It is good to see you, too, sweetie.
- Too fast. - Too fast.
- But, you weren't invited. - Yeah, but I should have been.
Frost yourself. (water gurgling)
Yeah!
and we're not gonna be able to do that either 'cause I gotta go into work.
- And this is Joey Jr. - Bullshit!
- Oh, good idea. - Okay?
Ladies, Frost Yourself.
And when was it that you first realized that you were attracted to other men?
salacious gossip, that's Composure.
Wherever the wind blows you.
No, I'm not buying that.
My little tinkler. You tinkle, tinkle.
- You're not a therapist, are you? - Oh, no.
And I also listen to women.
- Tony! Yucky, yucky pizza. Yucky pizza. - Oh, no!
I had a broccoli and asparagus casserole
You know what? Take a deep breath for me, Ben.
Right. Now, this shower, it's a little bit tricky.
- Twenty-three seconds left, Knicks ball. - ... Allan Houston with the ball.
No. You did that behind my back. She did it behind my back.
You know what? Not a good night for me.
Ben, you sell Joe Blow better than anyone else in my shop,
It's time to Frost Yourself!
- No, no, no. - No, you could have a...
I do. Whether they're 4 or 40 or my 88-year-old grandmother,
My Buddy Boy Benny My nickname for him come from the best movie of all time.
- What you got in the box? - Oh.
Mr. Marvin Hamlisch.
a a
the game, the whole thing.
You have 17 new messages.
Come on, Ben.
Harry Winston.
- Ten-to-one she's wallowing. - It's my turn. I'll get her.
You know, I'm hearing a lot of latent anger here, Benjamin.
- All right. - You're not mad, are you, Benky-wenky?
Do you think you can make a woman fall in love with you by then?
and Do Blondes, Do They, Like, Really Have More Fun?
You are just on a whole different playing field.
Maybe after that we'll know.
- That's right. - Ben's starting a little card collection.
- I'm gonna go listen. - Yeah.
- I haven't eaten since the split. - Good for you! Write about it.
- Sorry we missed the game. - Post. Post.
What just happened in there?
It's going to be fabulous.
No.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
And after all this, he still didn't leave you?
Ummm... Bullshit
No.
- Are you being clingy? - Clingy, needy, whiny.
Would you be kind enough to order me a whiskey sour?
Andie, do you see any patches or insignia anywhere on my clothing?
- She is a great girl, right? - Yes.
You wanna talk to my mother? Talk to my mother.
- Mr. Warren. - Saw her, met her, she loves you.
You've got more than enough personalities
This amazing, fun, cool, sexy woman.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Oh, wow. - Andie!
She has alternate transportation.
Sounds needlessly vicious.
You walked into the party
- Now that we're all suitably frosted... - Benjamin, where have you been?
So, what are you doing here?
- Ladies, frost yourself. - Frost yourself.
Thayer!
I finished my research on Deadly Pedicures,
EK DIN APNA AAYEGA CHOD DIYA
I can't eat in front of you!
Yeah, you do know the words so well, don't you?