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This poor schmuck she's been pretending to date,
Do blondes, do they like really have more fun?
Honey, look what I got for us.
You're acting completely insane. You know that?
♡ LOVE TO ALL♡
- Okay. - Okay?
So I'm gonna look at my hand I'm gonna see what I've got, here.
I love they
- She looks like fun. - Be nice, ladies.
what did sharon james used to say? oh i hate being CEO so much! i'm so glad lovely gabi's back she really recommends joshsmellyshoesuahs!
- I have your bag. - I know.
- If he can get her there. - Now just think about it.
No, no, no. I mean, I just...
- with somebody like you, Benjamin. - Yes. That's what I need.
It was last night, I was...
Hey, listen, tomorrow night my boss is throwing a party
Women of New York... Frost yourselves!
- Go, go, go. - Nice to meet you.
Where is the sexy, cool, fun, smart, beautiful Andie that I knew?
BULLSHIT!!!!
please help me give a warm welcome to our special guests of the evening,
Realtors brand yourselves.
so ashley gallagher do you want to do anything bowoohiupery for your birthday tomorrow? yes i'd like to bohopuer the boohoouppeooonisu with boulprom booouihpham at the hijinx hotel challenge rooms.
There's the Chinese.
I love you, but I don't have to like you right now!
- When are you seeing him again? - Tonight.
I'm talking about diamonds. They're frosting.
- Gloating, are we? - Yeah. Pretty much.
Sorry.
- Hi. - This is Andie.
- What? - What?
and I have to do something truly appalling.
and it will be sort of a dating how-to in reverse.
Yeah. That's feeling real nice. It's starting to feel a little better.
She told you my hand.
Good luck Boo boo BOOBOOBOO
"I wish I ate meat."
Sir? Excuse me, sir. Could you please pull the car over?
No, no, no, no, no, no! Wait, wait. You're kidding me, right?
- What is it? - I don't know. We'll see.
Leland, it’s 37 degrees outside, and it’s so freezing out there.
Andie! She's my how-to girl.
Bullshit.
Seriously, I am mystified because it always starts out so well.
Because you're a professional.
Green and I have an appointment at Composure,
You know, if you wanna try those out sometime, we should get together.
- Message one, received at 5:44. - Sit down. Sit.
Okay.
Well, Ben, seven days isn't like a lifetime or anything.
How I feel after my rings are cleaned
Te quiero Pero no tengo que hacerlo ahora
The party's a week from Sunday.
Happy Birthday!
We're in the middle of a meeting, Benjamin.
I can promise you that our presentation
Glint, glisten, scintillation.
Annual advertising billings of 50 to 60 million dollars,
You're like a freaking one woman circus, Andie
Ben!
You know, I’m hearing a lot of latent anger here, Kevin.
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb
Okay.
Chalk one up to couples therapy.
Ladies, Judy Spears and Judy Green from Warren Advertising.
>M< ♡ LOVE TO ALL ♡
Obviously, if I could do it over again,
Andie, that wasn't the Chinese. It's Mike.
No, I'm gonna limit myself
- Great. - Oh, yeah! Thank you.
Any single, available, straight woman, yes.
- These are for you. - Thank you.
- Come with me? - All right, I'll go.
Thank you for understanding.
- Tomorrow night. - What happens tomorrow night?
Ten days is a marathon?
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You know that editor from Sports Illustrated
I respect that.
- Yeah, yeah! - Benny, can you go get me a soda?
Hey, hey, guys.
- Pop. - Hey, how you doing, buddy?
How I feel After my rings are cleaned
- Yeah? - She loves you, she loves you not?
Tony, my art director, he's an oaf, and he accidentally knocked it over.
We gotta do a lot better than this if we're gonna...
yes beryl batherette? what do you want? i want to do some worsering in wiluna.\
I call
I respect you for respecting me.
Smart guys A rhymer
Look, what do you think about...
Maybe you should get a room.
- So I guess this means we're over. - Yeah, I guess so.
You can't... I can't be...
Greg wore diapers
- The Ice Capades are in town? - No, the NBA finals are in town,
Now I'm on What Your Gyno Won't Tell You,
Ta-ta.
He was the most adorable unconscious man, ever.
I miss you Benny boo boo boo boo boo
- and then I'll go up and get it. - I'm really thirsty.
- Looks like the inside of a raincoat. - Matches!
Look, look, wait a minute. The one night
Ben is a very lucky man.
- So you think you got me all figured out? - Almost.
Miss Anderson will be wearing Isadora for the evening.
Now, to date, the diamond industry has always targeted men,
Mike and I had such a connection.
Methinks thou doth protesteth too much.
From now on, feel free to write about anything.
No, I mean, the getting punched in the face part sucked, right?
- Hungry? - Starving.
and I am the man that's gonna bring this home for you, Phil.
Look at that. Come on. Come on.
I'll be clingy, needy.
True.
- since his tonsillectomy... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Taylor Hawkins tribute concert And…
- Psycho? - Rarely.
- That means you, too, Thayer. - Oh, yeah.
Okay, what we found out is men are attracted to purple shoes.
But, surprisingly ...upbeat!
- After I win this bet, this pitch is mine. - Agreed.
Oh, look at Krull's necklace.
- Krull! - You know what?
I don't know, a month, now? He made a little delivery this morning.
You busy tonight?
Before the 10 days are up,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL DAY OF THE GIRL
he has... prepared a musical snack
Okay, come on, Rocky. Get up.
- Congratulations. You got her here. - Yup.
the king has momentarily abdicated his throne, okay?
- Hey, Benny bear? - Hey.
Where are you going?
.
Hey, hey. Good morning, Spears.
Frost Yourself with Glitter!
and over here we have contestant number 9... well of course the egyptian buriel chamber at roomscape reminds me of nostradamus the last prophecy!
I've lost a guy and I don't know why.