Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
GOING TO A BAD PLACE. TAKE A BREATH, GO TO A GOOD PLACE.
IT'S ALL POSITIVE. AND IN BAD TASTE.
IT'S LIKE IF YOU DO SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT WITHOUT THE LAST PART.
THEY GOT ME WITH ALLITERATION AND AN OBSCURE WORD. THE BASTARDS.
THERE WILL BE LIQUIDS OF VARIOUS TEXTURES AND DISGUSTINGNESS.
OKAY! CALM DOWN.
THE YACHT. SOUNDS GREAT.
LUKE! LORELAI!
YEAH. IT'S SO EMO IT MAKES ME SICK.
MAX. I WAS PLAYING IT COOL. YOU WERE, TOO.
DAVE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHICH IS NOW BECAUSE I'M DONE. SO WHAT'S THE PROGNOSIS?
I'LL SIT BEHIND A TREE. WE COULD RUN INTO EACH OTHER IN A DRUGSTORE AGAIN.
THEN THERE'S MY DIPLOMA.
NO, IT'S DESCRIPTIVE OF MY CURRENT STATE.
JUST THOUGHT I'D TELL YOU. WHAT OTHER COMPLICATIONS?
GET THE BELLMAN BACK HERE. I'LL DO TURNDOWN.
YOU PUT YOUR HOUSE KEY THROUGH THE METAL THINGY ON YOUR BELT.
IT'S JUST ME AND MARSHALL, MOM, HONEST.
HE WAS LYING ON THE FLOOR PRETTY MUCH LIKE THAT,
BUT A COUPLE ARE SO EXPENSIVE
I TOLD HER ABOUT THE KISS, BUT IT'S WEIRD.
GRAB A HANDFUL AND DUMP THE REST IN THE BOWL.
GOTCHA. OH, NO, WAIT. MISSED.
IT'S GONNA MAKE US GOING TO PROM TOGETHER MORE FUN.
KEEP GOING, GIRLS. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
NO. NO! YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THAT.
COOL BY ME. ME TOO.
COME ON, LET'S GO!
I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT. YOU WERE TRYING TO FORGET IT.
STOP IT, GUYS!
OKAY. SEE YA. THANKS. BYE.
I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY DISTANCE BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED.
HI. SORRY I'M LATE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID.
[ GASPS ] MAYBE YOU TWO NEVER KISSED.
THERE YOU GO. HE WAS DOING THE SAME THING.
JESS!
SHE COULD HAVE DROWNED. I'M A BAD DADDY.
I PUT IN THE REQUEST, IT'S UP TO THEM NOW.
WE'RE STUCK ON WHAT TO DO.
BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO TURNDOWN SERVICE AND CARRY PEOPLE'S BAGS --
IT'S HIS HEARTBURN AGAIN.
NO. I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
YOUNG CHUI, HAVE YOU SEEN JESS? I THINK I SAW HIM GO UPSTAIRS.
HEY, GRANDPA. IT'S RORY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
YOU DID GOOD, BUT YOU GOT CLOSE TO ME WHEN YOU WERE SINGING.
RIGHT, RIGHT.
I PROMISE. DO IT.
NOT YOUNG CHUI. YOUNG CHUI'S A SHIP IN THE NIGHT. NOT EVEN A SHIP.
EXCEPT MY GRADUATION TICKETS.
RORY, INTRODUCE US. ME, WHY ME?
FIGHT!
THE ONLY ILLUMINATION'S A SINGLE LIGHT BULB
YOU CAN JUST GIVE THEM TO ME. OKAY, HERE ARE YOUR TOWELS.
NOW, WAIT. I'M A LITTLE BEHIND. I CAN CATCH UP. NO SWEAT.
DON'T EAT CHIPS OUTTA A COMMUNAL BOWL.
THAT I KNOW THEY'LL PRICE THEMSELVES OUT OF THE RUNNING.
KEEP A REALLY BIG BASKETBALL PLAYER BETWEEN US.
OTHERWISE, I GOTTA UNDO MY BELT.
THEY'RE WAITING FOR A UNICORN TO SING TO A RAINBOW.
OH, I KNOW. HOW ABOUT -- NO.
10 FEET?
WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE? YOU INVITED US. REMEMBER?