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WE'LL TALK HIM OUT OF IT. GOOD.

THIS IS MY WORKPLACE, I CAN'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE

ME AND MAX? NO. WE KISSED.

NOT FEELIN' THE LOVE HERE. YADDA, YADDA, YADDA.

WE CAN'T ALL BE FREAKS. TRUE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE MY FARRAH'S 18.

I'M NOT SURE I WANT YOU COMING HOME.

WE WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE --" "GREATLY'S" UNDERLINED 3 TIMES.

I'M GOING TO ORDER ALL MY DRUGS ONLINE.

BUSY? REAL BUSY.

OKAY, KISS UNCLE NEWTIE FOR ME.

EITHER WAY, THANKS FOR THE OFFER.

GO WHERE? ANYWHERE.

A FINAL QUOTE FROM THE YACHT OWNER,

OH, YOU'RE DEAD.

BETWEEN US THAT YOU BLEW OFF --

AND THEY ARE SO CUTE -- CHIN CHIN AND PAW PAW.

WE STILL GOTTA PUT AWAY

HOW WILL YOU PLAY WITH YOUR MOM BEING SO STRICT?

WE'RE GOING ON IN 5 MINUTES. CAN YOU PLAY?

WOW, YOU GUYS ARE HERE. YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

THERE'S BEER. IS THAT LEGAL?

YOUNG CHUI'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.

FEELS LIKE A MILLION YEARS AGO. OOH! WHO ARE YOU CALLING?

I WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT YOU'D WANNA GO TO THE PROM.

THANKS. WE'RE GONNA TAKE A SHORT BREAK, AND THEN WE'LL BE BACK.

A GUY NAMED LLOYD IS FEELING UP GRANDMA.

THE MORE FURNITURE IN BETWEEN, THE BETTER.

YELL WHEN SHE'S TIRED OF THE THING. GIVE IT TIME.

WHEN YOU HAVE A PARTY, YOU GET WHAT YOU GET. YEAH, I GUESS.

STRAIGHT LINES WITH THESE COVERS HERE.

AND I'M IN LOVE WITH DAVE RYGALSKI.

IF YOU SEE ANY UNATTACHED GIRLS

YEAH. HE'S A COOL GUY.

IT HASN'T BEEN THAT MUCH. 31 DAYS YOU'VE BEEN OUT.

HEY, KYLE, MIND IF I USE YOUR PHONE? AS LONG AS IT'S LOCAL.

YES, BUT WE NEED TO FILL IN OUR LAST-MINUTE BOOSTER CLUB ADD-ONS HERE.

RORY AND JESS ARE GONNA DELIVER MY DRUMS TO KYLE'S HOUSE.

IT'S LIKE STICKING YOUR HAND IN A TOILET. NICE.

STARTING OFF WITH A SLOW TUNE WON'T WORK.

IT'S OKAY. FORGET IT. I CAN LIGHT IT.

ACTUALLY, I'M NOT LATE. I WAS RIGHT ON TIME,

YOU GUYS COULD STAY HERE. IT'LL BE ON THE HOUSE.

ALTHOUGH IF YOU DON'T SHOW AT OUR NEXT MEETING,

PERFECT. BRIAN, YOU'RE JUST NERVOUS. USE YOUR INHALER.

BECAUSE I'M THE STUPID TREASURER, AND IT'D LOOK FISHY.

NO. THAT'S OKAY. NO. DO IT, LUKE.

MY KID WAS 18 WHEN SHE WAS 10.

I MEAN, TECHNICALLY, I'M STILL SEEING ALEX,

I REMEMBER INVITING YOU. IT'S GREAT THAT YOU'RE HERE.

* IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED *

SURE, GRANDPA. RORY...

GOODBYE, LORELAI.

DO YOU WANT AN ASPIRIN? I PROBABLY HAVE A TIC TAC.

IT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE. SORRY.

YOU'RE DRUNK. NO, I'M -- AM I?

SOOKIE! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.