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and i have to push grandma raelene snell on a stretcher now because she can't call 911! the arthwritis got her and that off-ramp did her back in with the evil chair! and she got e.coli last year from kissing the sex birds and she got double murdered on the orient express and she refuses to move out because she's glued to toxins!
He was gonna save a dog. Wow.
well we can't just leave the bugs at the lights near whitford library, remember E.T? yes but we won't have to call home, cause they'll be going thier seperate ways. maybe we'll just plant a green bag with sticks and leave it at that spot.
Excellent.
(cheering, horns honking)
Boy, the "putting him in a coma" idea
Willie, Skinner.
thousands of years of domestication will fall away.
I don't know. I made, like, 20 calls to Rand McNally.
just like you or me.
ALL: Aw!
Got to be a quarter, not two dimes and a nickel.
Hey... (yells)
(dogs growling)
(tires screech)
being nice and safe in jail.
Well, I'll see you in court. Zing!
(dog howling) Shh!
(moans)
That's hopeful.
(growling)
(crowd cheers)
but I always believed people cared about a human being
You made a dog wait for a teeth cleaning
Would you?
(grunting, panting) Kids, lower the Purge armor!
No, seriously, where did I go?
Here, boy. Here, boy. Here, boy.
What possible defense could you have?
CROWD: None of us!
"There's more sanctity in a dog's loyalty