The World Series Defense - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia [S05E06]

We're passionate fans. Passionate fans. We gotta hammer something.

And let the record show that that is because he only works out his glamour muscles.

I don't appreciate being paraphrased. I choose my words very deliberately.

I feel like you're big leaguing me, dude! Are you taking me seriously?

"Dear Chase"- Oh, shit! There's stickers! Yeah.

And I will toss on Green Man and run around the field...

I can't read every flyer that gets slipped under the door!

Phillies fans are brutal. There's the elevator. Go! Go!

It's a kangaroo court. I'm calling kangaroo court because...

Okay. One, you jump in front of a car coming into the stadium.

Grain alcohol. Whenever there's a potential riot, I'm getting blasted on grain alcohol.

One, we can take the secret tunnel that goes from the Ollidy lnn into the stadium.

They're fumigating the building for bed bugs.

Just some overly passionate Phillies fans. Who do you think?

What? I work out all the time! You only work out your glamour muscles, and you know it.

There's no right context.

Oh! # Whoomp, there it is Whoomp, there it is #.

It's called the Charlie One-Two. You do it.

Could we not base our decisions on what does and doesn't happen in episodes of Scooby-Doo?

Stop handing me papers.

How did you not know that they were bug bombing your apartment, bro?

I got you a soft pretzel dog! Screw your goddamn soft pretzel, you son of a bitch!

You'll be fine, bro. You're drinking riot punch, man. You'll bounce off that thing.

All right, don't big league me now here, man. Don't big league...

I am sure our relationship would be a real home run.