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-Hey, Todd. [sighs] -You okay?
I could take a semester off, if you need someone--
You want to option this greeting card for a movie?
Oh!
[Hollyhock panting] Whoa!
-Mm-hmm. -But all the books are so long now.
-That's great. -Oh...!
so after you order, the first course is the menu!
No, it's a costume. I just finished filming a show.
Maybe, it's possible that I don't...
A restaurant where the menus are printed on garlic bread,
Okay. You go to college and suddenly you're so sophisticated,
or, you know, work out a system on your own.
Do you think I'm terrible for giving him away?
[clicks, beeping]
-Uh... -[grunts]
[coughing] There's gotta be another way to get pills.
-I thought your back hurts. -Yeah.
Well, my friend, Emily, did something really nice for me,
-I am in pain. -No, I get that.
-[gasps] -Wait, Gina. No, stay outside.
100-percent need-need the pills.
Thank you for coming, Emily.
-Uh, okay. -Lemme get them pills.
[whirring]
-Hollyhock, I'm sorry. -Me, too.
-[music playing] -[group cheering]
[sighs]
Hey, so, this has been real, but since it's our last day,
ever since last night when I ate all of my ice cream.
I learned that some asexuals actually do have sex.
Nah, I'm just messing with you. A pregnant lady doesn't want the baby.
What did you do with the bodies?
That's my Emily! Send her in!
No, no, no, not Steve. It was Doug.
-with a mother and a father. -What's this, now?
[Tracy] Can you get to the St. Bernard Medical Center in like, a half hour?
-Eh? -Doug, some privacy, please?