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Joby is the guy in your dorm who plays guitar?
-Yeah? -Who has the time?
with these boring firemen just for the sex.
Oh, my God, I just realized something.
-[clatters] -[both gasp]
I even recorded dozens of sexy robot phrases
-This is not a studio. -What do you need, Todd?
Or seeing a movie with your new girlfriend?
"Hey, girl, you know that highly-addictive opioid
from the precinct's weekly Friday night pancake dinners.
Hello, drug merchant. Is it lit under here?
I changed! I have plans now, and you're not in them.
-All part of being a mother! -You are really freaking out.
Is everything okay?
[Princess Carolyn] Oh, he's beautiful.
I don't usually keep dating co-stars once we've wrapped.
[sighs]
Ugh!
Anyway, I was heading to the door in book-length-related frustration...
in a way that she carries with her for the rest of her life.
-[Hollyhock yelps] -[tires screech]
I hear you say that, but I'm not making the mistake I made last time.
-But I do not. So clearly, not a cop. -Uh...
I love it when you call me "Father."
-Why do I know Gina's schedule? -Where is she?
[Ralph chuckles] Mm-hmm.
-Why are you here? -I just wanted to check on you.
Well, sex, for one.
-Talk to me, Philbert. -Don't tell her a thing.