Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's rich, he's smart, He's in good shape, He's tough,

Excuse me, Uh, bartender.

All right, That does it.

"From your fabulous All-expense-paid trip To europe,

Sam, i heard what You've been doing--

The cummerbund Makes my waist Look thick.

I guess, i'm... Just going to have To play it out, huh?

Fight? I've had sneezes That lasted longer.

Of course, I'm always here, So it's no big deal.

Whether they're rich guys Or poor guys,

Uhh. Did i get struck By lightning?

Oh, it's one of those "Welcome back

I had a blast The summer I clerked

We're celebrating This year's recipient

Now, i've been a bartender For quite a few years,

You're here to work,

You sniveling snot rat Of a vice president's Daughter's" tennis brunch.

Yeah, have fun leaving.

Maybe i'll get A tip, too, sam.

You know what i'm Talking about, guys.

Dad's favored me With the option

And i just hate it When he always Assumes that i am.

I'll give it A try, sam.

Excuse me. I think That's pronounced "Cattle."

For permission to date His daughter, ok?

You think just Because you're rich

* People are all the same *

So you must be doing it To prove a point to me.

I think i'm going To teach you some manners. Let's step outside.

I mean, what happened To the attack

You know, When my kids Give me gifts,

I mean, life dealt me This lousy hand.