Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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-Yeah, Dad, how do you do it? -How do you do it, Dad?
Let me explain.
♪ Those are real dinosaur names ♪
Morty protocol, children. [ Students scream ]
Excuse me. Aren't you gonna say who wrote it?
Does anyone know how to mail things to publishers?
Why would planet-killing meteors follow dinosaurs?
Like, life gets, um...
Zero Dark Thirty these fuckers for the good of the species.
C'mon. Do it.
All right! Welcome back.
I'm the one who got you the gig, you son of a bitch!
They're long gone now. Really?
Oh, my Go-- Adventures, Morty.
They didn't even dominate us
Before we start...
Man: Trains rule!
Yeah, yeah. Thanks for lunch.
Long time ago.
I said "clever girl" earlier. You didn't even react.
[ Laughs ]
[ Rumbling, students screaming ]
never wets the bed.
Oh, my God, are you fucking kidding me?
I think I speak for all world leaders
If you'd like, we could patch up
just to train you to not bring it up.
What, they're just gonna let the meteor hit them a-and die?
Named... CryptoForBareToes?
that followed in your wake?
So, what, now you're gonna fight them?
to ensure humanity will be safe is for us to go.
Crude characters. Here we go. [ Screaming ]
So what's this for now?
I'm dropping in for data.
Can we help you?
It's gonna be classic episodes, Morty.
adjusting to its reduced accountability.
♪ Bambiraptor ♪
It's all here in this book that belongs to everyone.
It's finally happened.
it blocks my creative flow.
Holy shit! I'm a famous author!
Looks like Earth could have done worse.
And prove we're violent and stupid?