Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm the one who got you the gig, you son of a bitch!
Why would planet-killing meteors follow dinosaurs?
Like, life gets, um...
I said "clever girl" earlier. You didn't even react.
All right! Welcome back.
I'm dropping in for data.
just to train you to not bring it up.
Looks like Earth could have done worse.
Does anyone know how to mail things to publishers?
Man: Trains rule!
It's finally happened.
It's gonna be classic episodes, Morty.
never wets the bed.
to ensure humanity will be safe is for us to go.
Before we start...
Zero Dark Thirty these fuckers for the good of the species.
Let me explain.
So, what, now you're gonna fight them?
They're long gone now. Really?
Long time ago.
that followed in your wake?
[ Laughs ]
Morty protocol, children. [ Students scream ]
Holy shit! I'm a famous author!
it blocks my creative flow.
Oh, my God, are you fucking kidding me?
Oh, my Go-- Adventures, Morty.
I think I speak for all world leaders
[ Mouse clicking ]
C'mon. Do it.
Named... CryptoForBareToes?
Crude characters. Here we go. [ Screaming ]
adjusting to its reduced accountability.
Excuse me. Aren't you gonna say who wrote it?
Can we help you?
What, they're just gonna let the meteor hit them a-and die?
[ Rumbling, students screaming ]
And prove we're violent and stupid?
They didn't even dominate us
♪ Those are real dinosaur names ♪
If you'd like, we could patch up
It's all here in this book that belongs to everyone.
-Yeah, Dad, how do you do it? -How do you do it, Dad?
Yeah, yeah. Thanks for lunch.
So what's this for now?
♪ Bambiraptor ♪