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Nolan is a security guard at the lumberyard.
I'm not crazy, just a little lonely. We could spend some quality time together.
it's a surprise party for you, and if you go in there now you'll ruin it.
Watch out!
I used to be married, but not any more.
Where'd you put the sweet corn? Is it outside in the freezer?
Well, get ready to sit down, cos you ain't gonna last long once we start.
Two hundred, or this transaction goes real bad, real quick.
I'm an electrician. You know?
- So, Granny thinks she got game? - Oh, yes. I got game.
Lena, I need towels. Lots of towels.
- Damn! - Air Momma!
Hi, Trent.
And, Big Momma, I just want you to know...
Oh, yeah. I fish in the neighborhood all the time. Yeah, I know a thing or two.
It was my mother's. It's been on my dresser for 30 years.
OK. You got it.
I'm a fellow law-enforcement officer myself. You know, maybe I can help.
Go on, leave me a little message. As soon as I get back, I'll give you a shout. God bless.
100 dollars. Come on.
Listen, I got some dress-up clothes, too. I wanna put mine on.
I appreciate it.
Hi, Ben. How you doin'?
This ain't no damn prom.
Where are you off to?
you have something to remember me by.
They use Crisco for everything here.
All right, Trent. Mind both manners. No back talk. All right, Trent. Mind both manners. No back talk.
Lord knows I was addicted to that man for about ten years.
Sherry, why are you still sittin' there?
No, Big Momma. Why do you ask?
ask for understanding.
I can't feel my knees. Oh, Big Momma!
You with me? All right.
Take it easy. I've called the paramedics.
Sherry, you changed.
Big Momma, what are you doing?
- Got it. - Good. Bring it here.
and able to walk down the street without trippin' over my own breasts,
They're here. Now here's the earpiece.
No, I'm cool.
- Paramedics? Is something wrong? - No!
Oh, well, I guess I could say a few words.
- See you later, Trent. - Bye.
Damn! That's a baby.
OK, it just got serious.
For she has been to sorrow's kitchen
Big Momma, what you doin' now?
He was wonderin' how long you were gonna be in town.
Bernie mac
Well, Trent, what does it say?
Thank you, Big Momma.
He thought you might be meetin' up with some old friends from California.
We hide behind our smiles
Big Momma, I'm so sorry,
This thing ain't getting away. This thing ain't getting away.
Come on, little man. We gonna take you to school.
I do all kind of fishing.
Yates
Yes! We won!
It's a girl!
I forgot my keys.
Yeah, Big Momma. I just wanted to come and say goodbye, cos we have to leave now.
I said "Sherry, are you all right?" You said...
See, you only got a second