Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, anyway, what I'm here to say is

You know, Malcolm, if you wanna save this girl, then that's fine.

I'm glad it felt like a home to you, Sherry.

I wonder what would make him think that.

Ritha's gonna have her baby.

- Malcolm! - Four and a half minutes.

Well, it's been a long time since we've talked,

I believe the Good Book says "lf you don't know me, don’t judge me."

The storm knocked out all the power and... I had to get a big old flashlight.

Maybe you're walkin' home from a church social.

- Bye. - Hot damn!

Surprise, Big Momma.

Remember you had asthma?

- I'll take it. - Great. That'll be two hundred.

I can do a hundred.

I'm dropping Trent off to play basketball.

- What are you doing? - How you doin', man?

I say, I wonder who could be at my door so late at night.

Girl, Come on up here and get your man

- And you got to deliver it. - Excuse me?

Sherry, if you gonna be in town for a while, you oughta spend some time with that boy.

Honey, careful.

- No, Big Momma. You're all right. - All right.

If you don't put 'em on a leash, they'll just roam all over the neighborhood.

Oh, Lord. Is she with Jesus?

- Yup. - Let's roll.

Explain it to the fat end of my baseball bat.

- Right. Cos there's some work involved. - Exactly.

Jesus did say that.

tell me what brings you to Big Momma's house after all these years.

- Mom, did you see that fish jump? - I did. Looked like he was smiling at us.

I guess you're wonderin' what I got you for your birthday.

John, if you was thinkin' straight,

Why don't you go downstairs and help your momma with the food?

That face and those eyes. You've changed.

you be goin' about it the wrong way.

- In my house, in my bed... - Malcolm, I've been lookin' all over for you.

Oh, and in the back of an EI Camino!

Let's close these, OK? You don't want your business wavin' all in the air.

Now it looks like she's in the wind.

- Come on, Malcolm. I've never been fishing. - Never?

Maybe I have. But somethin's goin' on.

Your momma didn't happen to talk to you about

- Here. Let's dry you off. - So what about it, child?

And that's based on what? Your "professional" attraction to her?

- Ben, let me show you to your car. - Wait a minute!

- Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm OK.

That's funny. I couldn't be out there without it.

I remember it like it was yesterday.

- Damn! - That was fast!

You're gonna love Big Momma's cooking.

Trent? Sweetie?

Think you can throw me off my shit?

- Thank you. - Good night.

Wait a second. Maybe we should take you upstairs.

Let me help you with that, little Trent. Let me see that.

Look at your pole!

Most attackers seek out people who look like they can't defend themselves.

Is that it? That's the big mistake you made, Sherry?

you walkin' down the street, struttin' your stuff,

I don't think Big Momma likes surprise parties.

Sherry... Now you gonna have to tell me what's goin' on.

Where's this great Southern hospitality I've heard about, Hattie Mae? lf I can call you that.

Listen, either I can go around you, or I can go through you. Whichever you decide.