Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on, Gertrude. This is good for you.
maybe it's time that I stopped preaching
- Trevon is cute. - You think that?
just to prove to you I know how to give my heart to a woman.
Yeah. All right.
'Scuse me, honey. Here's your corn bread. I got to go.
Your girl told me a hundred.
Live secret lives.
Well, you learned your lesson.
Big Momma, I should have said something.
- Man, here's your rock. - Didn't know I could catch that, huh?
That's what I do... catch the lightnin' bug.
I just haven't caught anything worth holding onto.
Yes, good people,
You got me. I am busted.
It just went bad, didn't it?
All right, Trent. Mind more manners. No back talk. All right, Trent. Mind more manners. No back talk.
What the hell are you doing here?
OK, ladies...
- No. - It works particularly well on the bikini area.
And remember... Look at me.
Look, that was fake.
that my food is properly lubricated.
Lord knows I've sinned.
Wait a minute. Just wait.
All right.
and polite conversation.
"'Who's there?' I said, hoping it was only my imagination."
Why don't you come inside now and let this man finish his work?
- Nice. - You too grown for this shit, man.
Let me go get my nine, OK? Oh, no. I'll keep that...
Me? Look at you, Big Momma! I hardly recognize you.
There we go.
Wait. You can't leave.
You can't fool an old fool. Sadie's got it all figured out.
- Just breathe, sweetie. - Thank God you're here.
Hey, what do we have here?
You can take mine.
Big Momma's here, darlin'. Don't worry.
Well, could you warn me next time?
Sweetie, I'm sure Malcolm has more important things to do today.
Big Momma, I think you just had a Peeping Tom.
- No, I'm gonna have some toast. - OK.
I wonder who this could be,
Who the hell do you think you are?
Come on, why don't you give it to me? Give it up before you hurt somebody, OK?
and I was headed in your direction,
I know it’s been a long time since we've talked, but...
For God's sake.
A Dr Green in Los Angeles. A refill on the kid's allergy prescription.
Look, I took CPR. Can't be too much harder than that.
You'd better put that nasty-ass tongue back in your mouth before I rip it out.
- Big Momma, are you OK? - Oh, yeah.
Wait!
- What's wrong, Big Momma? - Stains.
- Mom! - They're too fast for you, Trent.
Well, she will. And when she does,
Like the bank work. I'm all over it!
It's my baby Sherry!
A hundred's good.
I should've bought you somethin'. Like a corsage.
He loves it out here.
It might make it a little awkward when it's time to arrest her, but...
Who do they think they are, kicking you off the court? That is a public court.
Yeah. I been workin' with that new ab roller.