Landlord

Come back to bed, Albert, you big hairy ape!

...is it your contention that Shakespeare was an impostor?

...sucking Colt 45 from a can.

...screaming down the hall:

I've read your book, professor, and I was quite intrigued by it.

Many a night I had to throw her on the street...

Carter? Kramer. That's it.

- I found it! - She walked around here half-naked...

And you must be Professor Von Nostrand.

It's too bad about your father.

- It was a frame-up. - A fine man. He spoke often of you.

Hello, Miss Pepper. It's a pleasure to meet you.

They're crazy about him.

...but I suppose I can make an exception in your case.

One in particular came around about two years ago.